I can give you points for that being just mean, fortunately i lnp a thing or two about poor HTML coding and its not too much of a boter to do anything about
what it looss liek depends severly on the browser you are using becasue it is very biased towards microoft software becasue they oiinvented it and no one else made their browsers compatiblee (except firefox and chrome)t
$d=date("D");
if ($d=="Fri")
echo "Have a nice Friday ";
elseif ($d=="Sat")
echo "Have a nice Saturday ";
elseif ($d=="Mon")
echo "I have a test today so get back to work and stop dossing! ";
else
echo "Sorry, have to work tomorrow! ";
echo "today is " . $d . " If you come back tomorrow you will note that this page is different highlighting the coolness of php."
?>
Edit: so this didnt work... In retrospect it was obvious that would would be the case