your tennis predicament sounds uncannily like my current football predicament. i'm currently struggling with passing, shooting, tackling, heading and the offside rule. luckily i am really good at ambling up to the halfway line and then getting skinned by the oppositions right winger.
Ben I reckon you could beat craney at both tennis and football. You might struggle at running, but any sport requiring any kind of skill is yours for the taking....
craney is pretty good at rounders though...