Discussion: I spy with my little eye, s...

I spy with my little eye, something beginning with "B".... and ending with "oo"

Not at all... bastard

bastard doesn't end in "oo" nails. It's a simple game. I'll try to teach it you sometime.

What are you some kind of American kid spelling bee genius in disguise?

I bow to your superior command of the English language Nails. I didn't even know that heathenage was a real word. what does it mean?

Heathenage is like heritage, except that it isn't quite as good. Either you're proud of your english heritage or you might be a heathen from wales and not proud of your heathenage. Possibly I used it out of context, but then the controller was wrong/a twat

Very impressive Neil. Maybe you could start a new Attackpoint Dictionary Corner like on Countdown. You've always reminded me of Gyles Brandreth. Do you own lots of brightly coloured jumpers?

oh indeed i have a bright green KIMM one, which I wear all the time, it is inordinately stylish. I could give you an anecdote or two about that one. I also have a fluoscent orange tee shirt with a 'nope' logo, which is all about nonconformism in the peculiar macrocosm of orienteering -oh what witticism i could lend to the show.

Very good. But it wasn't your extraordinary witticism that reminded me of Gyles. It was more the fact that you're both as camp as christmas.

An excellent phrase to affirm someone or something's 'camp ness'. While outward appearances occasionally lend towards me being as 'camp as christmas', I am in fact 'pulling a winskill'.