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Suffice to say: you're good enough to have been in our top team yesterday.
Imagine what would happen if you tried!
I'm imagining you're response would be "I ain't gettin' in no pain"!
By "tried", I think you mean "trained".
Would it kill you just to grimace a little?
"It takes more muscles to frown than to smile" - with a grimace being more like a frown than a smile, I wouldn't want to waste any extra energy.