run (active grumpiness) 40:00 [3] 8.0 km (5:00 / km)
shoes: Salamon XT Wings
A training session I hadn't banked on...
Last morning of Rottnest camp with 120 year 9 students. Time to ride around the island before dropping the hire bikes back at 11:15am. One student - I shall call him "Knobhead" for the purposes of maintaining his anonymity - decides that he is cool and needs to show everyone else this fact by skidding his bike lots (hooray for backpedal brakes).
Before anyone else has the chance to speak to Knobhead, he has already popped his back tyre. At the turnoff to Eagle Bay. About as far from the Bike Hire shop as you can get.
The conversation when I caught up to him from my position at the back of the large group of students went something like this:
Knobhead: My tyre popped
Me: You were doing skids weren't you?
KH: Yeah. So? Why did my tyre pop?
Me: See these 4 strips of tyre where you've worn through the black rubber, into the purple layer underneath - and this one here where there's no tyre left at all? The tube inside the tyre isn't going to last very long once it's dragging along the bitumen
KH: Really? Is that what happened
Me: You're a knobhead
Seeing as the time was about 10:30am, and the round-the-island bus had just gone through and wasn't returning for another 2 hours, I ended up leaving his bike by the side of the road, giving him my bike and running back to Thomson Bay. Instead of punching him out and leaving him by the die of the road, which is what it seemed like he really deserved.
At least he was nice enough to say thankyou when we got back to town.