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Training Log Archive: MVB

In the 1 days ending Jan 13, 2019:

activity # timemileskm+m
  Running1 47:23 5.87(8:05) 9.44(5:01)
  Total1 47:23 5.87(8:05) 9.44(5:01)

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Sunday Jan 13, 2019 #

10 PM

Running 47:23 [2] 9.44 km (5:01 / km)
shoes: Salomon Sense Ride2

Absolutely no chance to squeeze in a run earlier this weekend but glad I still had the motivation to go out at 10pm in -10 degrees.
It was basically just me, some drunk people and police stopping me.
Sort of went like this: What we said vs (what we thought).

Police: Stoj malce, kaj odish (Making gestures like wtf you're doing.)
Me: Euhm, English please? (I understand you but I want to see if you speak English plus making clear I am a foreigner probably makes this 11pm running less weird. I also don't really know where I'm going so I can't answer that question.)
Police: What you doink?
Me: I'm running. (What does it look like I'm doing?)
Police: Aha, you play football?
Me: No, I run. I'm a runner. (DUDE, football players don't train in minus 10 because they are fucking pussies. You stupid?)
Police: Aha, so you just run.
Me: Yes (Actually I do a lot more stuff than just running but I ain't gonna try and explain that to you.)
Police: Where are you staying?
Me: In the center. (What the hell does it matter where I'm staying.)
Police: Where?
Me: I live here, my wife is Macedonian. (Stop asking ridiculous questions.)
Police: Uhu, aham, mmm, ok, go.
Me: Cao (DID HE JUST SERIOUSLY INTERRUPT MY TRAINING??? GET A REAL JOB!)

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