So a bit about the hazards on the infamous
waiver --
The highlights:
-- Not a viper in sight. It was way too cold for them.
-- The nettles were pretty tame. I probably got hit no more than 4 or 5 times, just glancing blows on the hands, almost no lasting effect. I did wear two pair of O' pants, which given the temperature, was actually just about right.
-- Electric fences. Well, there was at least one! Crossed a bunch of fences early on, carefully, but they didn't seem to have the power on because even when being careful I am still pretty clumsy and brushing a couple of wires elicited no reaction. Since there were no animals in most of the fields, there seemed little reason to have the power on. So I got a little complacent....
And got nailed once, I believe when I actually grabbed a wire with one hand to lift it up and it seemed to take about a second and then suddenly, oooh, that woke me up. I felt a little tingly for a couple of minutes.... :-)
-- Ditches. We didn't challenge the "wide ditches" though we did cross several on bridges of one sort or another and the ditches would have probably involved swimming. The regular ditches were mostly crossable without getting wet, well, at least they were for Barb who never went in. It helped that I tended to go first and then she would she where not to go. I went in waist-deep a couple of times, knee-deep a couple other times, not bad at all. Though one of the waist-deep ones was into a ditch right on the edge of a huge peat bog. The spot I jumped to that I thought was firm ground turned out to be liquid peat, and I was suddenly in to my waist in this really rather gross stuff, arching my feet as much as possible to keep my shoes from staying there permanently. Extracted myself, but not without difficultly.
And taking the rest in order:
We really never got lost.
We were never attacked by animals, though we were barked at by a lot of dogs and checked out pretty carefully by a herd of cows.
After my visit to the peat ditch I seemed to have a bunch of tick-like things crawling on me, which I slowly dispensed of. Did not share this info with Barb.... :-)
We were not shot by any hunters.
No trees fell on us.
No injuries from trash.
Electric fences, one but no apparent damage.
Never hit by a car, though there were some fast ones.
Sinking in ditches/bogs, etc. -- close.
Hypothermia from above. No, but got a little chilly until I dried out.
Inability to move in bog/ditch/marsh -- close.
No heart failure.
Overload injuries to muscles, joints, skin, bones -- of course, it's a rogaine!
No dehydration.
No carbo deficit.
No hypothermia.
No problem with sleep deprivation as we didn't have to drive home. :-)
Unforseen risks -- well, they might have listed loosing your e-punch. :-)
And as far as the above dangers being aggravated by darkness or bad weather, well, the weather was perfect, high maybe upper 40s, low probably low 30s, no rain except for a brief sprinkle early on, clearing up after dark, full moon. Had to dress right, but the weather was just right for a 24-hour effort, so much better than being hot.