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Kind of a mixed bag day--some sunshine down in the valley, but very heavy fog up top, and with bad weather expected to be moving in late in the day.
I ran in the fog, which turned out to be a wettish ice fog, riming up the trees and barbed wire fences in heavy rim. And while it was wet on my face, while I was driving back into the wind on the way back home, the wet fog was freezing instantly on the windshield, meaning I had to drive slowly for a bit and stop to scrape the windshield. But once I could tun west onto the interstate it was fine, and by halfway down the canyon the fog wasn't freezing anymore.
Once home, there was just enough time to put on my costume for the final game in the CBI series between Wyoming and Coastal Carolina. I had chosen something that I was pretty sure would make it easy to pick me out from the crowd.
I had purple leggings, purple shoes, and I was going shirtless, with my shaved chest and back and arms completely painted in purple. I sprayed on some darkish skin tan color on my face, which approximated a fairly typical hispanic tone, and I had already been growing a thinly clipped moustache and groomed short goatee. And I had let my hair grow out some, to which I had added some wave and texture. When I was all done, I stepped back and looked in the mirror: perfect! I was a Giant Purple Jellybean! Off to the game!
But once I got to the Double A (the basketball arena), I realized that things were not going to go as planned. People kept on pointing at me and saying: "Look, it's a really old Prince!"
Each time I would have to stop and explain that a) I wasn't Prince, I was a Giant Purple Jelly Bean, and that b) before Prince died, Prince and I had been almost exactly the same age, and that was not even a year ago.
But after a while, I got tired of that. Sometimes you just have to go with the flow, so I became Prince! But not a really old Prince.
And really it was better that way. At every timeout, I would jump up and start dancing and playing the air Prince-O-Caster. Totally awesome.
I really wanted to sing "Darling Nikki" during halftime if I could get down to a mike, but I kept on thinking to myself "man, I don't know" (the lyrics are a little naughty.)
Then I had a better idea for halftime: I would go down to the cheerleaders and see if any of them wanted to go out with Prince. Probably they would *all* want to!
I wasn't sure if I should use a falsetto voice or not though. In the end I decided it might be better to just stick with my regular. Maybe I should have gone with the falsetto, because the reception was, shall we say, less than positive.
I got down to the very last cheerleader, and when I told her I was Prince and did she want to go out with me, she said: "You're not Prince, you're just a Giant Purple Jellybean, and I wouldn't go out with you in a million years." Finally! Finally someone recognized the brilliance of my costume!!! My guess is she must have been majoring in the Performing Arts with a minor in Avant Guarde.
Wyoming won the game, which was cool, and was the last team standing in the Mountain West. For that matter, it was one of the last teams standing in the country. Sure, maybe the CBI isn't the NCAA Championships, but you don't have to tell Wyoming that--it already knows, since the last championship it won was the 1943 NCAA Championships, 74 years ago--talk about really old.
After the game, the head basketball coach addressed the crowd and thanked them for showing up and giving energy to the team. But I knew he was really addressing the Giant Purple Jellybean, and was constrained by the situation and not able to speak quite that directly.
All in all, it was a pretty good outing, and I hope all my friends were watching and saw me on TV!