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Went running down Crow Creek behind Veedauwoo for the first time this year, and made no effort to try to keep my feet dry as I knew several low lying moist areas would be more like seas of slow moving water, which they were.
Quite oddly, I saw several great blue herons and a pair of campers dressed up like bow hunters or snipers, but with dogs that totally dispelled the camouflage effect. Also a stashed mountain bike with trailer.
But actually, it wasn't those things that were odd. What was odd was that about 20 minutes from being done, I started getting a stitch, though instead of the usual side stitch, this was exactly the same except it was in my upper back, slightly off to one side. I'd never had a back stitch before, but couldn't think of any reason why it couldn't be possible, and, like I said, it felt exactly like a side stitch feels.
Usually after you become aware of a side stitch, you think about it for a little bit, and then some more time passes and you stop thinking about it so much, until at some point you realize it's disappeared.
But that's not what happened this time--if anything, it got more intense, and it was still with me when I finished up. And it was still there even after I stopped and was driving home. By which time it was gradually occurring to me this wasn't a back stitch, but a pulled muscle. Which seemed incredible to me--how can you pull a back muscle when you're not doing anything but just jogging along? I mean, if I had been lifting cowgirls or 100 lb bags of bagels, you could understand it. But just jogging along?
For a while I was thinking it had to be blamed on bad voodoo. These days bad voodoo doesn't get near the respect it should. Lots of people wonder how in the world could Trump possibly be the Republican Presidential nominee (I know, I know, "presumptive") and the answer is obvious: bad voodoo.
After pondering the possibility for a while though, I came to a different conclusion. This was much more likely to be a very minor sympathy back injury in honor of those stalwarts--Boris, Charlie, and Peter--who have been brought low one or more times in the recent past by debilitating back injuries. So I just figure I'm in good company.
Still, pulling an upper back muscle while you're just jogging along? What could be next? Tearing a rotator cuff while lying prone and motionless on a sofa? Spraining an ankle while you're sitting down and putting on a sock? Developing carpal tunnel syndrome while setting a compass bearing? Mercy!