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Sometimes people ask me: "Why do you always look so happy, don't you know about all the latest horrible news?" Well, first of all, it's not always true that I'm happy. Plus, it may be I haven't heard all the latest horrible news. But usually I'm fairly happy; aren't most folks? So, I smile back when they ask me that. I mean, sure, I know about the latest bombastic pronouncement from Der Trumpster. But, so what? At least I'm not in Texas. I can smile some more. And, you know, skiing at Happy Jack was pretty fine today, so there's always that, too.
But mostly I smile because I know if I am patient and just wait long enough, there will be new Bottom 25 rankings to peruse, as there was today.
And, a champion has been crowned! (Even though technically there are a few games involving Bottom 25 or potential move-ups still left.) Despite truly epic last gasp efforts by Kansas, and winning no games this year, they could not overcome the all too impressive resume' of the new National Bottom 25 Champion: the University of Central Florida.
It's hard to appreciate just how bad UCF was unless you consider their worst loss, to Furman. Growing up in South Carolina, Furman is not an altogether unfamiliar name to me. Back then, Furman was known for their *pom-pom* team, and I don't think things have gotten a whole lot better since.
Man. Even some decades from now, when UCF is mired in the midst of a winning season with no losses, they will still be able to look back in pride to 2015, the year they lost to Furman.
It's fun to glance at some of the statistics and notes. For instance, Wake Forest's best win this year--a 3-0 win over BC. Now *that* was an exciting game (and something of a follow-on to Wake's 6-3 win over VaTech last year.)
Another one: UMass slipping out of the Bottom 25 at the last possible moment, thus disproving a fundamental tenet of black holes: that no object having fallen into a black hole can escape it. Perhaps astrophysicists will examine the data, and conclude there must have been a massive, undetected object lingering right at the very edge of the event horizon, coming in with a mass of about 1.0000000000000001 pg, which might have been barely enough to nudge UMass back out of the black hole just as it was about to plummet out of sight, thus keeping Einstein's General Theory of Relativity intact. The universe is a strange place, after all.
Then things like: Tulane' best win 34-31 over Army, Army's best win 58-36 over Eastern Michigan, Eastern Michigan's best win 48-29 over Wyoming, and Wyoming's best win of course consisting of beating the entire state of Nevada by a combined score of 63-49.
But all good things come to an end, alas, and it could be a long period of bleakness before...the Bottom 25 starts up again next year! We'll be rooting for you, Jayhawks!