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Today was the first day of (rifle) hunting season locally, and in an effort to avoid being shot, I made two strategic decisions. Neither of these involved not running in the woods.
First, I would wear brightly colored clothing, reducing the odds that I would be mistaken for an elk or a trophy deer. Of course, if someone were looking to bag a trophy swampfox instead, this particular move wouldn't work out so well, but I estimated the odds that someone had drawn a swampfox tag as extremely low--approaching zero, even.
Second, I would run on the Happy Jack trails, well away from any roads and inaccessible/off-limits to ATVs. It's not so much that hunters are lazy, rather, it's that hunters are Americans, and Americans these days are particularly disinclined to get out of their vehicles or off their ATVs, or do anything that might involve sweating and/or elevated heart rates. Even in once fitness crazed Colorado, sales of sofas (good for lounging on) vastly outpace sales of running shoes (very bad for lounging on). Just check out the size of the sofa section in even the smaller American Furniture Warehouse stores--you could easily fit all the running stores in Colorado in just a single sofa section and still have a lot of room left over to to do some TV sales, too.
Plus, even if you are one of those rare hunters willing to walk a bit off the beaten path in the quest of a superior animal, there is the daunting problem of what to do after you have shot the beast. I don't know what the rules are in other states, but in Wyoming not only does a license allow you to shoot a game animal, it also *requires* you to harvest the meat once you have done so. If you don't take the meat, you have broken the law. That explains why so often when a hunter has hiked several miles into a prime elk area and spots several bull elk, rather than selecting the largest and most well muscled bull elk, they will instead shoot the most emaciated, marathon runner elk, figuring that one will have the least meat they will have to pack out.
So, out to the Happy Jack trails! I selected a route that would take me past several viewpoints over the lower landscapes to the south and east, thinking it would be interesting to see how large the hunting hordes would be on opening day.
Much to my surprise--I was shocked, actually--I didn't see a single hunter (and even when they're two or three miles off, it's pretty easy to pick out hunters decked out in orange), nor even a single parked vehicle!
That was so odd that by the time I finished, I had decided that I must have had the opening date wrong. Maybe hunting season opens up on Saturday instead? That might actually make more sense.