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O' training at Twin Boulders, 9.1 kms, 25 controls, several camping vans, and many cows.
Towards the end of the course a bird got up off the ground ahead of me, and it looked like a nighthawk. Even though I hadn't seen within a few feet of where it had been, I decided to see if I could spot any eggs. After searching carefully for about 2 minutes, I was just about ready to give up--after all, there was no way to be sure there was even a nest in the first place. But I hunted just a little while longer and I found a single, speckled, very well camouflaged egg. Mission accomplished. As I was stepping away, a bit of movement out of one corner of my eye caught my attention and, holy s curves, it was the biggest bull snake I've ever seen in my life--at least 5' long, no joke. And it was headed straight for the egg! I shrieked: "Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!", as I was ripping off my shirt to prepare for battle, and leapt to interpose myself between the serpent and the helpless egg.
The snake attacked first and had the early advantage, putting a clove hitch move on me and squeezing me like I was one of those tiny tubes of toothpaste TSA will let on planes with. I was fighting for air but losing the battle and, out of desperation, I manage to get off one of my O' socks and somehow dangle it in the general vicinity of the snake's nose. The fumes from the sock were something the snake had never experienced before, and, overcome by the overwhelming swamp noxiousness, it relaxed its grip just enough that I was able to deliver a truly vicious compass chop (and that's why you want to use a baseplate compass at all times, for emergency situations like this) which immobilized it. I jumped to my feet, seized the reptilian form by its tail and began whirling it round and round my head, and then released it, hurling it through the air for several hundred feet down the hill. I would need to worry about that bull snake again any time soon!
So, I put my shirt back on, and my sock, and checked for life threatening wounds--of which there were none--and began to prepare to depart. However, I took one last look at the rescued egg, and realized how hungry the battle had left me. And I thought about how delicious the egg would be in a waffle back at home.
And it was every bit as good as I had imagine!