Abusing Liberal Seattlites 5:00:00 [3]
Spend 5 hours on the Island (said with an elitest tone) getting stupid drunk and obnouxiously calling it like I saw it at my sister inlaws annual Christmas party. Some people take themselves way too seriously and are generally not very happy.
Eventually grew bored and hung out with a cool drunken hot delta stewardess. I told the story about angry hulk in SLC getting raped by delta with his "medical supplies" while Mat and I laughed our asses off.
Last year I started a food fight with the lamb meatballs, this year I just pissed off all of her friends. Insanity.....Does she expect something different out of me or deep down does she appreciate the maheim I cause in her otherwise staid uppermiddle class life.