CHORUS. He's got 'em on the list--he's got 'em on the list;
And they'll none of 'em be missed--they'll none of
'em be missed.
29 contenders for last position on the Senate ballot
One Nation (2) But two parties
Australian Shooters Party (2) An issue that defines a nation?
Liberals/Nationals (4) I have had enough of their three years of 'not abusing a senate majority'
Family First (6) Any party that can get so worked up about gay marriage looks like it might be full of repressed homosexuals.
LDP (2) Tax is evil
DLP (6) Still fighting ol' Doc Evatt
Fred Nile Group (2) Sigh
Citizen's Electoral Council (2) The LaRouche locals
One Nation WA (1) Because one One Nation is never enough
Conservatives for Climate Change (2) Looks like a front, as they are preferencing to Family First who have a clear policy on carbon... subsidise petrol!
But it really doesn't matter whom you put upon the list,
For they'd none of 'em be missed--they'd none of 'em be
missed!
CHORUS. You may put 'em on the list--you may put 'em on the
list;
And they'll none of 'em be missed--they'll none of
'em be missed!
Not sensible, but at least have a sense of humour
I Anarchists (2) Though I give em credit for leaving their group heading on the ballot blank
T Roundabout Party (2) Actually no name, but only policies on public record are against roundabouts and for the right to discipline children! But its very hard to find this out. They have missed a wonderful opportunity to use the Monty Python Traffic Light song as their theme. This lack of imagination pushes them down my ballot below the Anarchists.
V Klein no name group. Also no policy group... and thats on the record. Points for honesty, but why not just stand as a Liberal.
Darryl O'Brien: "According to Darryl, there's a constitutional subsection that'll get you out of anything. Traffic tickets, water restrictions, you can even secede if you want to." Main policy is to remove lawyers from Parliament! I assume this includes Ruddock, so he isn't last on my ballot.
Senate "On-Line", who seem to flout all the rules of online culture.
Why do they do it category. Clearly bright boys and girls who would know the odds.
P Secular Party (2) No ballot header, both candidates are mathematicians, so they should be under no illusions about their chances.
Teejay Sener: Seems to limit campaigning to blogs. For public ownership of internet pipes.
And finally, the don't know when to stop group. You think they would have learnt by now. Standing for the Senate won't bring on the revolution boys and girls
Socialist Alliance, Socialist Equality etc Our own Judean People Liberation Front splinter groups?
This site is a mine of help for below the line senate voters
http://matcha-pocky.livejournal.com/41044.html