Discussion: Respect

I guess you can respect yourself now?

Also, I should have given you Eric's shirt, since you saw him there. I still have it.

Also also, since I just checked your profile, I suppose I should text myself.

I shouldn't say I don't respect the 13.1, because I do. I just don't respect the decision to slap it on your car. If you've done the 26.2 I'll respect that sticker.

Haha I finally threw that thing away yesterday. So long, Dat Girl!

Wow, that sounds like quite an impressive run. Great job!

You've had some really good races recently, so I'd say you deserve the title of "US team member."

So, permission to make you a 20.8 sticker?

I have six "3.1" stickers on my car.

A-meet race packets should include a set of stickers denoting the length of each course that person is running throughout the weekend. That way we could all slap a zillion of 'em on our cars with numbers as arbitrary as 13.1 and 26.2. I would covet the most random ones like 4.9, 6.5, and 7.2, as well as (naturally) the Comaneci 10.0, and anything under 3, the lower the better.

Average person sees sticker on car: "You ran a 2.3 mile race?"
Me: "No no, kilometers. "That's 2.3 kilometers. But actually I ran 3.2 kilometers in that race."
Person: "...wut"

Will Critchley recently did a hilarious exposition of this idea on his log.