Those West Coasters! They already have everything that could possibly matter: Hollywood, banana slugs, George Minarek, Rodeo Drive, Silicon Valley, the western terminus of I-80, Redwoods, sourdough bread, the Doobie Brothers, and, of course, the West Coast Offense. And now they want the IS/IC, too?
Enough is enough, you must be firm with those upstarts out that way!