Cracker list blair!
My entry for most useless prize is from a Czech Cup MTBO event I won this year. My prize consisted of a USB pen light (for those times u are using your computer when the power is out?!), fluro yellow safety vest in XXL and a tube of protein supplement that looks and tastes like grease (good for seatposts i've found).
Worst major event song. I beg to differ. JWOC's "We are the Winners" was more than anyone could stand towards the end, even if Hanny was the winner.