Discussion: Mitch Hedburg

has a joke where he explains that this is how we let people know we're having fun, we refer to ourselves and some other people. Weeeeee!

Haha, I love those quotes. I also like the Jack Handey quotes. My favourite:

"If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy."

Another one I like:

"If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong though. It's Hambone."

My favorite Handy quote is "Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done. "

I've got too many favorite Hedburg quotes though!