Discussion: The Blind Tangerine

The Blind Tangerine are updated. The grammar are slightly off, and nobody knows why. Brian May has taken a huge leap to the top, and may be referred to henceforth as King May--at least until someone else comes along and does even better. Relatively small shiftings happened amongst the Tangerinas. Only the brave should dare to surf to the citrine side of O':
http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Stadium/7418/ta...

Congrats Brian. Perhaps you could disclose your secret? I were told it has something to do with attendance at A meets. Maybe I was misled. I mean, I did show up at several A events this fall. I recorded a DNS and a DNF. There must be points associated with that. Possibly even negative points. Somebody please help!

The tangerine better stop rolling soon. The longer it rolls, the farther I fall. I think it sees more than it lets on.

Too bad Newton didn't live long enough to come up with some laws of motion covering tangerines. But if he had, he would have observed that:

1) Tangerines in motion is probably on a hill.
2) Tangerines rolling on a hill tend to accelerate.
3) The grammar are slightly peculiar.

Newton was a real smart gravity dude, and he probably would have also deduced that if a tangerina are fallling, the best hope is to get to some "A" events and run real fast and be sure to punch all the right controls!