Discussion: don't you just hate that?

I "lost" my chiropractor 15 years ago (because of a back injury - so that was bad management??) and I struggled unsuccessfully for 5 years to find a suitable sane replacement. Haven't needed one since. Perhaps your masseur should combine the two vocations?

I think he'd like to, but hasn't yet generated enough business in the shop to justify employing an offsider.