Discussion: Rap

Very good, Schnitzel. Is there a tune to your ditty?

Yeah got it from Eminem's Medicine Ball. You'll like this bit...

now everybodys pissed at me like it's my fault
his name rhymes with so many different words... JEEZ
so one last time, mister christopher reeves
won't you break it down for me and just spit the verse please

Then comes the bit I copied (pretending to be Christopher Reeves - thought the sniffs were meant to be some sorta drug habit b4 he died but I think it's taking the piss outta his breathing equipment)...

Eminem I'm coming to kill you (sniff)
Always hated you and I still do
You'll never fill my shoes
My superman costume (sniff)
Doesn't even fit you they don't feel you
You taking this shit too far (sniff)
Who do you think you are *hang* my suit up in the *arm* war
Everyday I hate you more and more
Throw down the cardboard
Lets break dance if you think you're hardcore

The break dance bit is just so wrong it's funny.

I see your rap. And I've written my own rap right back at ya. To the tune of Eminem's Lose Yourself. This one is for Schnitzer...

Look, if you had one shot, or one orienteering map
To seize the ranking you ever wanted-One event
Would you nail it or just let it slip?

Yeah,
His back is sweaty, knees weak, stomack's heavy
There's vomit on his o-top already, last night's chilli
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm but ready
To drop seconds, cos he keeps on forgetting
His next control code, the whole forest goes so far
He opens his eyes, everybody's joking now
The cock's flopped out, time's up over, bloah!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes Dr Bone
Oh, there goes Schnitzer, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't read his map
Easy, O
He won't have it , he knows his whole rank's on the slope
It don't matter, he's doped
He knows that, but he's slow
He's so rampant that he knows
When he goes back to relocate, that's when it's
Back to the map again yo
This whole map's so wrong
He better go capture this O kite and hope Bone don't pass him

You better lose yourself in the forest, the O map
You own it, you better never let it go O
You only get one shot, do not miss your next control
This opportunity comes once in a season O

What happened to the random Elvis/abnormal girl taking her clothes off thing? Did I miss something? Was it a dream?

Good rap changing work - certainly made me giggle a little. Watch this space...

Schnitzer!
Yeah

Who run it?
You know, you acting like you don't 'O'
We run it!
You 'O' but you acting like you don't 'O'
Who run it?
You know, you acting like you don't 'O'
We run it!
You 'O' but you acting like you don't 'O'

You know, you acting like you don't 'O'
I tear the forest up fo' sho'
Control flow is what you need to do 'O'
You 'O' but you acting like you don't 'O'

Now homie I say I run it, run it cos I'm on the loose
Moscow Type 3, visor and couple packs of snus
When I'm feelin' aight, I find some of the kites
I forget about time loss with fifty ciders tonight

I ain't Hubmann ass kissin', I ain't snappin' or cheerin'
Either over by Wilfs or by the run-in leerin'
I'm a loser I lose, you can tell I'm not paid
My goal of winnin' the O-Ringen has been somewhat delayed

Homie you follow you gon' get it, cos you is on the blag
Cos I want you to trip it, yeah, I push you off of that crag
You should see when I'm runnin', my tights have people bokin'
When you see me limpin', you can tell that I'm broken

I get lost on a road, I ain't checkin' my codes
Dunno where my next control will be, you follow you'll have to expect me
to not find the path, run around in circles and laugh
not know where I'm going and drown in an uncrossable marsh, let's go

Hahahaha only just read this thread, good work chaps.