I hope you aren't taking refuge in northland to avoid "a certain well-known (at least to Australians) media identity (or his researcher) is using it to try to find dirt on your non-orienteering activities...".
Looking forward to more log postings from more southern states soon.
It's been suggested that I've been here long enough to qualify as an honorary Territorian but won't pass muster as a real one until going through a wet season and shooting my first croc.
Pity Sus decided not to go for that job at the crocodile farm....
I'm not sure if the croc-shooting requirement applies to all or only to blokes.
When you start to look like the bloke on the Manuel's liquor store logo, as seen on the NT champs map, then you are definitely overdue to return home!