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Discussion: Driving. Cheeky.

in: schnitzer; schnitzer > 2009-03-27

Mar 30, 2009 9:21 PM # 
Whitesheep:
Driving. Cheeky.
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Mar 30, 2009 9:59 PM # 
schnitzer:
Hey Tom, welcome to AP. Hope you realise you're wide open now for some seriously sarcy piss-taking haha.

Anyways, not sure I understand - what's your point?
Mar 30, 2009 10:05 PM # 
Akhilleus:
As we go through a small gap on the run today:

Me - "Good job John isn't here...*pause*...cos he wouldn't fit through here"

Tom - "Oh I thought you meant cos he's a twat"
Mar 30, 2009 10:06 PM # 
Whitesheep:
Hey I'm not judging. If tim can call sitting in a bar by the piste training then anything's fair game.
Mar 30, 2009 10:08 PM # 
Whitesheep:
call that some pre-emptive seriously sarcy piss-taking haha.
Mar 30, 2009 10:11 PM # 
Akhilleus:
Haha it was the kind of quick witted remark that Tim aspires to!
Mar 30, 2009 10:19 PM # 
schnitzer:
Oh now I see. I've just read Tim's log - fair play if you ask me.

Matt - I guess the gap was lower down so you didn't have to fit your head thru it. And I don't always have a hard on when running.
Mar 31, 2009 7:04 AM # 
KingTim:
...only when you're running behind the rest of us, which is most of the time.

Anyway, you were the last person who I thought would have a problem with me logging skiing. Several times I have heard AP Special Constable John Harltey saying "as long as you change into sporting attire and your heartrate is raised above that of normal daily activity, you can log it as training", in particular, while defending his own logging of a 2 hour walk across Bristol.

I don't really think you can log driving as training. Ok, so maybe your heartrate was raised higher than it is when playing Risk on your Spectrum, but are you telling me that before setting off for Dover you donned your driving hat, driving goggles, and driving gloves?
Mar 31, 2009 8:56 AM # 
schnitzer:
Hey I fancy you more from the front - I quite often mistake you for a man from behind.

Haha I always planned on deleting these posts but then I think you know that and seeing as you brought it up it seems I was slightly less defensive than you claim...

http://www.attackpoint.org/discussionthread.jsp/me...

You forgot my third rule for logging walking - no breaks/rest.
Mar 31, 2009 9:47 AM # 
paul c:
I reckon that house of tim's is cursed!! John logs walking, tim logs skiing and then john logs driving. All very pathetic attempts at exercise. Next we'll have laura logging either knitting or dress shopping!!!
Mar 31, 2009 10:03 AM # 
Becks:
Aren't women allowed to drive or walk these days? Has Tim bought Laura some kind of Carriage?!
Mar 31, 2009 12:17 PM # 
schnitzer:
He didn't think that sentence thru did he?
Mar 31, 2009 3:07 PM # 
Akhilleus:
I'm the one with the big head am I?

John - (deadly serious) "I don't think I'll join BOK part way through the season as it seems a bit unfair for me to just go straight into the relay team and displace somebody else".

I was going to say on your bike to this but then I realised you managed to snap the frame whilst riding along the road.
Mar 31, 2009 5:22 PM # 
Keith:
who would he displace, we don't have any W90s on our team.

Good luck in the mixed ad-hoc john.
Mar 31, 2009 10:43 PM # 
schnitzer:
Are you calling me fat again?

Well, yes, quite frankly. It's pretty f-ing obvious that I'm gonna dick you all (from behind - you know it makes sense) at the JK and would be first choice for the BOK relay team haha. Actually I may not even be going :(

And just look at Keith all confident after coming 10th on the boys course on Sat and thinks he's all that after beating Mark S (who was ill) for the first time ever. Mind u your night race result was a bit of alright - pat on the back for that m8ey.
Apr 1, 2009 7:03 AM # 
KingTim:
Keith was bigging you up last night. He told me how you had a head to head with Jon Duncan and just pipped him to the finish.
Apr 1, 2009 2:22 PM # 
schnitzer:
Yeah whatever - you lot make fun of me and call me a twat behind my back.
Apr 2, 2009 8:39 PM # 
Whitesheep:
done and done.
Apr 2, 2009 10:05 PM # 
Akhilleus:
Nah I wouldn't call you a twat behind your back...only to your face, I'm a real mate.
Apr 3, 2009 7:34 AM # 
schnitzer:
Thanks c**t.

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