I know the real correct response to that, this would have been the totally ideal time to use it, and I can say it in a whole lot of languages!
:) Yes, but confrontation leaves me mostly tongue tied. Though maybe I could have resorted to hand gestures in a pinch...
The beautiful thing about "Shut up and drink your beer" is that it's always the appropriate thing to say. Well, almost always. But definitely in this case.
True, keep it simple, right? Especially when it is about something "simple." :)