Discussion: Perhaps we could all chip in

For AB's ticket.

I'll chip in if we can send Christopher Pearson, Gerard Henderson and Greg Sheridan too!

Hey, I forgot Janet Albrechtson - she deserves a ticket too! And can the tickets all be one way to Harare?

I prefer Baghdad as a destination for them myself.

Some group exports. The Sydney Institute to keep Gerard company. John Stone and anyone who has ever been a member of the HR Nicholls Society. I haven't heard much from them lately. Special flight to Burma for them, to work on one of the army slave gangs.

what about Nick d'arcy to do security for the rest of the torch relay? at least then he might make it to Beijing.

Alas, probably can't afford the fares for the people I wish to send a long way away-
1. All lawyers
2. Whoever thought up 40 kph "School Zones" for major roads
3. All (current) Channel 9 program decision makers
4. Any executives who work in the telemarketing industry
5. People who waddle from side to side as they walk down supermarket aisles buying junk food
6. Politicians and bureaucrats who spend my taxes on fatuous, expensive and mostly untruthful advertisements essentially for themselves (see also 2. above)
7. Collingwood supporters
8. ... will add some more potential deportees later