Discussion: :D

Greg, what did the toilet do to you?

you do not want to know :), bare in mind, I was quite drunk, meaning easily impressed.

Drunk...hm... Are you sure it was a toilet?

:D

You should combine your soul with that of the toilet. Did you see the Johnny Depp movie? Transcendence. This is the next stage in human evolution.

So maybe it wasn't a case of a particularly smart toilet, just an impaired fellow who might have compared unfavorably to a range of inanimate objects at the time? Study up and stay sharp. You can beat it next time.

Darth, where are you staying tonight and what are your dinner plans?

See above...

I am in West Henrietta at Microtell inn, we drove late , no dinner, got here by 11 pm