Discussion: Team Canada coach?

So did the "Scotland could be a Canadian province" story make the news in Scotland? It surprisingly got a lot of attention here for what surely is a silly idea. Lots of people surmising about how good the curling team would be for the Olympics. No news discussion though on what a big boost it would be for Canadian orienteering. :-). Wanna be team coach?

http://www.ctvnews.ca/mobile/canada/scotland-as-ca...

I guess its likely to be another bit of "fake" news designed to confuse people about what an independent Scotland could do and be!
Anyway Scotland AND Canada together in the curling would just embarrass the rest of the world ;-) maybe not quite the same boost in orienteering...