Discussion: Silly kids

Don't they know the parking lot is there only to be traversed as quickly as possible? This ain't no damn tailgate party.

We made ours XC ski, snowmobile and snowshoe the past few days. Lack of motivation was dealt with with accordingly. There can be no excuses. We must be prepared to Beat Navy, after all.

Absolutely--lack of motivation is completely unacceptable. That is why there are planks, and oceans filled with large sharks. It's harder to say why there is a Navy, but perhaps it is only because crabs walk sideways, and always will.

This may not be the correct place for it, but I'm going to put it here anyway: my favorite quote of the week: "The intel on this wasn't one hundred percent."

Is it ever? Oh, wait, I'm not supposed to say that, am I...

"Not one hundred percent" seeming to stand in for . . . well, zero percent.

The things you miss when you're laid up...