Cock. Good choice not to come to Cannock Chase. If I'd have known I'd be wading through waist-high heather for over an hour I'd not have bothered driving for 4 hours to do so. Very slow-going, and they didn't have a finish banner so I sprinted straight past it to download. The taped route began after the finish control and I assumed it was leading into the finish. Arse. And Helen seems to have joined the "Ignore John and Tim" club as she totally blanked me twice, even when I said Hi to her! That club's growing fast.
I think it's all my fault. Going by comments from Oli's log (and I know you won't argue with this) I am a cock. Apparently owning a sports car with a personalised number plate says it all. I know my car isn't really a sports car but it is flash and I would have a personalised number plate if I could afford one (something like V816COK) so do yourself a favour and stop hanging around with me and then you will be accepted into the o-ing community.
Slow and dim.