I think you need to include that it was 51 turtles in his pants.
At least they aren't shooting a bunch of people up there. #debbiedowner
As long as Emma is not involved in this turtle fiasco.
Aren't curling stones called turtles as slang?
#ifnottheyshouldbe
...pleaded guilty...
I guess it would be pretty hard to get out of that one with a reasonable explanation.
"No officer, I have no idea how those 51 turtles ended up in my pants..."
Maybe he was initially trying to smuggle 51 turtle eggs but got stuck in customs.